In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
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I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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