dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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