Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
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I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
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Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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