i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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