he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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