I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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