love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
