im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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