Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
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Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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