When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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