I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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