The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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