I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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