he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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