i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
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What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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