idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
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I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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