never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
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This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
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They took my balls.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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