So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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