I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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