The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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