What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
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Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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