Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
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