Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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