I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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