At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
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i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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