i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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