Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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