dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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