this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
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There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
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And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize