Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Dear god my vagina.
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