I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
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Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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