Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
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I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
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A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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