Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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