Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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