For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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