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she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
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I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
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I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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