We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
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On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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