you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Do vagina's smell?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
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I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
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And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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