all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
The power of my boobs compel you
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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