She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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