Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
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You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
is it fun? or sober?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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