I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
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I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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