so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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