I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
