Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
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Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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