Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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