i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
