Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
How external is "for external use only"?
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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