Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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