Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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