Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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