just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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