At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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