Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
